my neighbor runs a grocery store and he had big ol Norwegian who went by meat stick fill a cart full of meat and beat it [out the door]
the dude threw it in a car trunk and took off down the freeway with boss man in hot pursuit. he finally cornered meat stick 2 exits down the road and got some leo help to catch the guy.
so when it went to trial they wanted to turn meat stick loose but the boss wanted restitution because he had to throw it away. . the judge was not going to give him restitution cause you cant get blood out of a turnip. judge says put it back on the shelf.
he says "judge, do you want your wife to buy some of that meat and bring it home for you to eat?"
90 days jerry - 90 days
