To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and, those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – the same bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we could be consuming more than 1 kilo of poop annually.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor).
This is because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering
and fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of [bleep].
Not sure if our politicians are overdosing on water or wine.
