WTF Beav?! Dude, leave that canoe schit to us Canadians they're tippy bazdards but kind of a national emblem for us up here. Everybody's got a canoe here. And they live on saw horses out back by the shed cause that's where they belong!!! hahahaha
Sorry to hear about your squirrel gun and the Daisy Red Rider that's a damn shame. Best get some bear spray and bells. Peace be with you.
