Quit smoking October 23, 1980, at 1:00 AM

Quit drinking on January 19, 1995. Haven't had an ounce since.

Quit the NFL watching addiction about three years ago. After the others, that one was easy.

Quit NBA watching after LeBron careened through the streets of Cleveland, after the championship, screaming the F-word on live TV during the parade.

Don't blame me. I voted for Trump.

Democrats would burn this country to the ground, if they could rule over the ashes.