Neighbor says, Hey can I borrow a long tape measure?
Sure. No problem.
Few days later, Hey, where's my tape?
Oh, I put it back in your trailer. (work trailer).
Nope, not there. Wife spots it leaning against this wood pile a few days later. I ask again.
I specifically remember putting it back in your trailer.
No, it's leaning against your woodpile.
Huh, I thought I put it back.
In my best Bristoe, "Harrumph"
He does bring the Bobcat back after using it, which is nice.
