Members of the Jury, I submit the following facts for your consideration.

So we were all watching the election results on TV Tuesday night. We go to bed and the conservatives have won the election by a comfortable margin.

Wednesday morning we wake up and the race is neck and neck. What happened? The vote ferry has delivered hundreds of thousand of ballets. They are all in battleground states and they are all Democrat.

These facts cannot be disputed because we all (the entire country) witnessed them as they occurred.

I submit that such a series of events is too extraordinary to have occurred by any other means than corruption.

Is there any doubt in your mind that the Democrats cheated and stole the election?

What are we going to do about it?

Wind in my hair, Sun on my face, I gazed at the wide open spaces, And I was at home.