Originally Posted by Salty303
Just how is one supposed to roll in the world of desert coffees? LOL


Single shot espresso to be polite, paired with a round (or three) of the costliest scotch on the menu, which no one at the table actually has to pay for.

It's called an EXPENSE REPORT.

Seriously. NO ONE here has business dealings at restaurants????


The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.