Originally Posted by irfubar
Originally Posted by widrahthaar
3 months to find a second liquor store? Holy [bleep] I couldn’t live like that. They’re all over around here.


We have 3 state liquor stores.....
Beav offered to air freight me booze....love that guy.... and not in the homo way dumbduck


I still call BS.

You went 3 months because you wouldn't hike a t-shirt over your schnoz to drive 3 blocks for a handle?

GMAFB.

Cute story though!

Last edited by duck911; 11/09/20.
The DIPCHIT ADD, after a morning of drinking:

You despair, repeatedly, constantly! daily basis?
A despair ninny.
Sack up, despire ninny.