My grandad had it figured out.
Many years ago, I think it was in the early 80s, my grandmother unwrapped his gift at the family gathering...it was a padded toilet seat. I never saw her so pissed off!
I noticed that within months every commode in the house had a padded toilet seat.
home, home on the commode
where granny and the family unload
where seldom is heard
the splash of a turd
and the water is cloudy all day
