Pay me six million a year, and I’ve been there as long as he has, I am going to tell you to pound sand if you ask me to toe some leftist line. Furthermore, I am going to do it in such a way that you think I can be reasoned with, and the very next time I am on camera, I am going to schit in your nest in as few and clear words as possible. Then I am going to go into retirement, and spend some millions doing all the damage I can to anyone who works against this country, its people or its Constitution.

Guess that’s why I ain’t Tucker Carlson.