Ime fearful is a poor way to live.

Any day with a y at the end is a good day to die. So no I don’t fear anything other than ironbender finding out my phone & address


I’ve heard he can wreak havoc on a man’s beer stash 🤷🏻‍♂️


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.