I gave up on cooking those slimy turkeys years ago, but, picked up a free one at the grocery store with a $100 purchase. Looked for the smallest! Threw a few spices on it, popped it in a foil pan and into the CONVECTION oven at 350 till it was done, PLUS a couple hours! Best darned turkey I ever cooked. Instant spuds and gravy. Paper plates. One bowl and one pot to wash. LOL


"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!"
--- Kid Rock 2022


Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?