Self checkout is just one more of those things where I have to follow my wife around and do what she says... like Joe Biden and Jill Biden.
I made my wife's life so miserable if she took me shopping, that we have not been to a store together in a couple of decades.
I do not care what she spends on the grandkids, and I do not care what color or size of flavor it is...I do not read cans and can't stand it when she does, so she gives me a list and I go get it at the grocery.
I can check myself out a lot quicker than the idiots they hire at most stores and do when I can.