I heard there's a fine target range in heaven that goes out to 1000 yards, so I plan on taking them all with me. Wouldn't want to show up there and have to borrow a rifle from St. Peter you know. I hear there's an even better range in hell that goes out to 2000 yards but the trouble is you can't bring your own guns and must shoot the .50 BMG Barrett's they issue, with no recoil absorption devices, and no ear protection, all day every day for eternity.
What, me worry?
Seriously though, I hope to heck I will see my end coming and have time to sell or give away my treasures. If not and I go under a bus, I'll take care to will all my Savage stuff to you guys and y'all can fight over them (or walk away in disgust)! With no kids and a family full of "I don't care much about guns" people it's a quandary I've often thought of. Easiest route would be to sell out lock-stock-and-barrel now and take the money and blow it on cognac and hookers in Paris.
