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I am finalizing the second Campfryer book. I've had less time at the range, despite the good weather because we were shutdown for a while. For that reason, I put together the second of two Campfryer books. I will have more details during the week. There are 26 stories and 18 poems. 221 pgs I think.



Table of Contents

Introduction 7

Bullet Balm 9
Bullet Wash 12
Gott in Himmel! Elch! (Four Germans and a Moose) 13
Litter Bins 17
A Cold Winter 19
A Visit To Ottawa 29
My First 22 31
Beelza-Bubba! 37
Nelford’s New Trailer 41
Kemptville or Bedell? 50
The Main Street Irregulars 51
Puck’s Lament 65
Billy and the Radio Antenna 67
Can Jack Go Home? 71
Ellwood Epps and Improved Cartridges 73
A Father’s Silence 79
Old Guys and Gun Shows! 83
Ode to a Testicle 86
The Outdoorsman’s Room 87
Rock Stars of my Youth 91
Saskatchewan Dynamite 93
The Weapons Shop 97
Yugoslavistan, the Boys and Poodle’s Thing 99
Oh, What a Pong! 109
Gel-O Bullets 111
The General’s Drinks 115
The Naked Mr. Gumby 117
Sweep’s General Store 123
The Claw at Graphton Weir 129
Huntin’ in Balldrop 131
The Irony! 161
The Deer Wore Plaid! 163
Hugh the Goliath 170
The Sports Writer Comes North 171
Carmody’s Curse 176
Franklin R. Tremblay and the Outhouse Fair 179
Shooting Badly 188
Earth Hour 189
How Do the Animals Dress? 193
Imagine Not Having the Internets! 195
If I was King of the Turnips 199
Three Older Men Discuss Milk 201
Three Older Men Discuss Target Shooting 203
Three Older Men Discuss the Beer Virus 207
Three Older Men Discuss a Scope for Ken’s Old Swede 211
Three Older Men Talk About Hippies and Jimmie Jump’s 215
Clothing Optional Weekend
My First (and only) Singin' Album 219