Made up stories for my grandkids.
How my plots jump the shark; time travel, magic, and dreams.

I told my 4 year old grandson, you were dreaming you had a time machine. You invited your girlfriend,Totse, to join you in your time machine to buzz some dinosaurs. But T rex tried to bite off your head, so you left, but stopped off on the way home to see some cavemen. You put on your language translator and said, "What at the caveman up to today?" The translator turned that into, "Uga bud dug!" It seems they are cutting up and cooking a bear today. The girls are making clothing from the bear fur.

The key to a caveman voice is to sound like growling the words.


There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self. -Ernest Hemingway
The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.-- Edward John Phelps