Pair of Wolverine pigskin 10" insulated boots, 200 grams of Thinsulate/Goretex liners. Still waterproof if I spray 'em. Vibram sole lugs barely there, after 35+ years. Uppers in perfect shape. Originally got them for hunting, but eventually wore them for construction work in cold weather and muck. Lightest pair of hunting boots I've ever owned. Now relegated to the truck cab, in case I need a pair of waterproof boots.

Have a pair of green Browning waterproof boots that are even older, but one sole came loose years ago. Glued it back on, but seldom wear them..

If three or more people think you're a dimwit, chances are at least one of them is right.