You are a very small hermaphrodite that tries to identify as male, right?
5'5" or you all the way up to 5'6"? Your boobs bounce when you go down the stairs and you're afraid of dogs as most of them are bigger than you.
When you walk further than 100 feet from your front door, a lost-child alarm is broadcast.
Just because you buy yourself kid's day packs, doesn't make you a backpack hunter...GTFOH!
