You haven't done it, yet, weakling dumfk. You're the most deliberately stupid fk on the fire.


You think marking your trails to your fridge, couch, toilet and bed are backpack adventures. You're getting fatter, weaker and more stupid everyday.

Betting you're getting too tall for your hair, too.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !