Most mornings I would rather take a beating than to need to eat the steel cut oatmeal that Sweetness makes for us every morning and hell yes, I’d rather have eggs and bacon, but she has brought me back from the brink of bachelorhood malnutrition and basically given me a new lease on life. My LDL cholesterol (the bad artery clogging stuff) went from 115 to 44 inside of two years. Being on a first name basis down at the Pizza Hut was never a good thing.
