Ya gotta wonder what's in Junior's head, aside from the rocks. Perhaps helium?
I'm leery of mandatory sentences, as there have been a few cases where a judge has felt a lesser sentence was appropriate biut had to hand down a mandatory sentetnce. Nonetheless, it's clear that dealing with real criminals is far less important to Junior than making new ones of us. He's more concerned with their welfare and just treatment than ours, I guess.
The real criminals must be having some pretty good parties and "high-fives" over this.
