Kingston, little story for you:
Maybe 20 years old. Messing around with a gas grill. Let it run gas for maybe a minute closed, then popped the top while hitting the ignition.
Beer was involved.
And flames.
I got torched. Eyebrows singed off.
Nobody noticed.
Not one fuucking person noticed that I no longer had eyebrows.
#reallywhitepersonproblems
