I will send sagebrush and juniper smudge sticks. They are invaluable at funerals, and for blessing the not quite dead.

Besides, that's all that grows around here and I'm too cheap (fixed income) to buy you something cool.

I'm expecting that the will includes a codicil leaving directions to the fishing hole for me.

PS who gets the perv van?

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?