The devil made Turnips, then tried to make me eat them. This is the way I am with beets. Hell I even tried to eat em in boot camp. They just got bigger the more I chewed.
Founder
Ancient Order of the 1895 Winchester
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison?
And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools,
Being native burghers of this desert city,
Should in their own confines with forked heads
Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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