I knew a guy who had that happen...cops useless. He got pissed off, hooked a chain on it...towed it down the road, left it on a public highway. Highway dept hauled it away within 30 hours. Before that, after filing a report with cops, it sat for 6 months with no action.

Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.