I tried telling the clerk at the UPS store that the contents of the package was "none of your business". That didn't go over very well, so I told him the contents were machined parts. Didn't like that much better, so I told him that was all he needed to know. By that time he could see his line of questioning was getting no where fast so he took my money and gave me a receipt. When I ship a gun stock I always tell them that it's a "wood carving", that seems to satisfy their demand.
Should’ve told them it was a bag of dicks for your boyfriend
