Gonna start a rumor there’s mRNA in the TP. Brazilian rainforest intestinal worm mRNA. People gonna run from it like Godzilla came ashore. Yup, i can fix this shortage.

Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.

"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.