Originally Posted by mjbgalt
If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue.

If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws.

If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her.


I like strong coffee. Might have to try that!
I used her orange nail polish to touch up revolver sights.
What the hell’s tinks 69?
Contact me when you’ve hauled water in a dump truck lined with a blue tarp, then we’ll talk!
7mm


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