If you soak the muzzleloader nipple in your coffee cup to loosen powder residue.
If you use your wife's nail polish on scope screws.
If your wife finds a receipt for tinks 69 and peep sight and asks if you have something kinky going on without her.
I like strong coffee. Might have to try that!
I used her orange nail polish to touch up revolver sights.
What the hell’s tinks 69?
Contact me when you’ve hauled water in a dump truck lined with a blue tarp, then we’ll talk!
7mm