True story, I actually saw this.
You might (ARE) a redneck off you ever used Duct Tape to patch a leaking tireππππππ
Actually this hits a little close to home. I had a tire with less than 2,000 miles on it and a barrel cactus thorn punctured the sidewall. I knew a patch wouldn't hold so I broke down the tire and sprayed the inside with that spray stuff the guy uses to make a boat from a screen door. Doesn't leak air and it's been six months or so.