How the fug did hunting go from whatever it takes to get the meat to the table, to being a sport, complete with umpires? Fugging Sioux were running herds of bison off a cliff to put up meat for the winter, now using a deke is gay? Wtf.

Guess I cheat, too. Watch this or that for a bit, know where its going to be at a given time of day, wait for it, kill it. Put in freezer or pan. Guess I need to be more sporting. Wander aimlessly about until I bump into said critter, then choke it out with my bare hands. Sporting chance, and all. 😂