If you were told you could throw out the first pitch at a Nationally televised baseball game, wouldn't you practice a bit, with a friend, neighbor, relative?
What a demented moron.
He did, you should have seen him before his practice.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
