When they call and it’s not an actual robo call, it’s fun to screw with them. “Hey Betty, we gon be rich”. Pit the phone down for a bit. Pick it back up and give em some fake info. Tell em to hold in while tell uncle bob. Keep stringing them along and tell em - “you dumbass, did you really think I was that dumb?” That usually gets them swearing at me.
I always give em two or three moans and deep breaths and say in my best Uncle Creepy voice, "I’m Nekkid!!!”
