The deptartment of social security administration called on Thanksgiving day. I told them, "do you honestly want me to believe that you lazy, incompetent bastards are working on a federal holiday?"
Then the turban headed bastards always call about Amazon, an Apple account being comprimised or a problem with my computer. I tell them they have their turbans so tight the blood flow to their brain is impaired. Or I say what they are doing is bad karma and they will come back as a dung beetle eating pig $hit
