Kung Flu
CHICOM-19
Chinese Flu
Chinkypox
ChiCom Crud
Bat AIDS
Sino-Bomb
Wu Flu
The Shanghai Shivers
Fauxrona Virus
The Hong Kong Hives
The Funky Gookster
Wuhan Clap
Fair Trade Fever
Wuhan Weezer
Holocough
Sweet and Sour Sickness
Flu Manchu
Bat Scratch Fever

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