I watched to the end, hoping to see how much those two boys were leaking.

I have had a small domestic sow stand on my belly and attempt to eat my face. I knew better than to get in the pen, she came over a hog fence to get me.

Anyway, it was no fun. I saved my face by stuffing my right forearm in her mouth.

There is no way in hell I would climb into a cage with a wild boar.

People who choose to brew up their own storms bitch loudest about the rain.