Neighbor two doors down, retired sheriff deputy, just sold out and move to Tennessee. Listed his house and accepted a cash offer 7 days later at above his asking price.

Bought some hill country acreage and is building him a compound.

Hated to see him leave the neighborhood.

Tennessee got themselves a fire breathing patriot when things go sideways.


"Maybe we're all happy."

"Go to the sporting goods store. From the files, obtain form 4473. These will contain descriptions of weapons and lists of private ownership."