Originally Posted by Hastings
Originally Posted by lvmiker
I gave my g kids adopted burros for Christmas, my son and DIL are still plotting revenge.mike r
Did you buy life insurance on them? Our parents bought us a fully functional (uncut) jackass when we were kids. All he wanted to do was bray, and do his best to kill us when we tried to ride him. The best cowboy around came to straighten him out for us and get him rebroke to ride. He was a big strong black man and good with training unruly horses. He got on that donkey and it was a rodeo. He took Monroe down in the woods and threw him off into a locust thorn tree. After that Rusty was never ridden again.



Nope, just staked them out on the front lawn at 0600 hrs on Christmas morning with a blue or pink ribbon with the G kids names on them. Getting into a gated community w/ your buddy's horse trailer is not easy but is doable. Ringing the doorbell continuously for 2 minutes was worth it.


mike r


Don't wish it were easier
Wish you were better

Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that.
Craig Douglas ECQC