If I saw that water monitor in my yard it would have been target practice real quick. I don't care how close the neighbor's house is, it would have been dead. That Mofo would probably eat a small dog.
I was bitten by a small dog yesterday. Just an snkle biter. It's owner didn't control it. At the time I would've welcomed the big monitor to shake and smack the bowser against the concrete and toss it to the back of it's throat. Pesky little ankle biters. 😁
