I lmao when I look in the mirror.
My mirror makes me sad more than anything else. Do you ever wonder how much further south your sack can sag?
Ive had old men patients get up off the bed, and their attached ballsack was still on the bed...!
After one of my recent shoulder surgeries, I was shuffling from one bed to another with the assistance of the medical care team. I was still pretty loopy. During one of the shuffles, I plunked myself down on my sack. Of course I had to announce that out loud. My wife, knowing me, laughed. The others just paused in awkward silence.
