Loading a heavy buck in my truck.
I backed up to a bank, dropped the tailgate and started to pull him in by the horns. His knees hooked over the tailgate and started to lift it instead of sliding in.
I knew I could overpower all that, so i set me feet and started pulling harder.
As the tailgate closed, I had to step back, forgetting the two old tires I had in the bed.
My feet got tangled, and I fell.
Flat on my back.
Holding the deer by the antlers.
In the missionary position.
Nose to nose.
My first thought was "Its a damn shame no one saw that,
it's too F'n funny to not be seen by someone.
And I just layed there laughing.
Then thought of how I must look, laying there laughing.
And laughed some more!
lolol
