Beavers wifey tossed out an “Omaha” audible and suggested we take our small family to the property instead of partying with family on the Coast.
Umm, okay, but why ? Wifey said dog boy, our Danner Boot, is still recovering from heat stroke that he suffered several days ago, plus he hates fireworks...Wifey wants a calm and quiet July 4th for her doggie.
I was okay with it, sorta, because at least my BlackStone Griddle that Flavor’s thread made me buy was supposed to be delivered...
Unfortunately, UPS fûck’s, didn’t get it done...I’m sans a griddle on the property with a barely ambulatory fur baby and a wife who thinks our first 4th of a July at the property will still be fun.
Only upside...I stuffed two coolers full of beverages, steaks, ribs and chicken.
Did I mention my griddle didn’t arrive.
FML
Hope you have a good 4th, gents
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