You guys get back to me when your wife achieves the level of running the A/C with the windows open and we'll talk.
I also have a bonus MIL who leaves used dental floss on the end table and files her nails while sitting in my recliner.
Sharing the performance of oral hygiene is a truly selfless act.
Maybe I just have an eye for it, but the world seems littered with floss picks - next to gas pumps, in a puddle at the mall, on the curb in the left hand turn lane. I text photos of them to my wife and ask if she needs a spare.
