I had a Swedish Lapphund who would punch the side of the bed with her feet when it was time for her breakfast. No schit it was within 2 minutes of 6am every day. Fed her then back to bed til alarm went off at 820 and I would get up and let her out to do her business and I would go to work. Damn dog was more accurate than the atomic clock.


DON’T BE TOO PROUD OF THIS TECHNOLOGICAL TERROR YOU’VE CONSTRUCTED. THE ABILITY TO DESTROY A PLANET IS INSIGNIFICANT NEXT TO THE POWER OF THE FORCE.

- Darth Vader