My youngest daughter was under a year old, it was late in the morning
and she wasn't up yet. That was unusual.

So I went in her room to check her.
Face down bare ass naked.
I snuck back out, got my wife and a camera to record how funny she looked.
Then I went to get her up.
Touched her back, ice cold.
Freaking out, I slid my hand under her to pick her up.
Ice cold, until I got completely under her.
Was out of my mind, picked her up and felt her move.
She had removed her diaper and peed the bed.
Was so cold she was close to hypothermia.
Once we got her awake she was shivering like convulsions.

Year's of trucking, logging, being really stupid in cars,
never have experienced anything that scary.
Not sure if that's an adventure.



About 4 years old, was at my Great Aunts farm.
She walked into the summer kitchen to get something,
and a Copperhead bit her. My Great grandmother tried to call
family for help, but the phone was out.

She didn't drive, so sent me to get
help. The farm road was about 3/4 mile,
about halfway in a place where you couldn't leave the road,
the bull was out and standing on the road.
He was a mean bastard, I was under orders to never get near him.
Was trying to get past him, when some cousins came up the road
like they were running the Baja. They drove bh so fast i dont think they saw me, or the bull. Great Gram had somehow got the
phone to work. (Or was so shook she couldn't use it earlier)

PS. Aunt was allergic to the anti venom, so couldn't take it.
They packed her in ice and supported her, she had to ride it out.
Got pretty ugly, recovery took quite awhile.
Lost some function, and it bothered her until she died.


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!