Call his calzone a stromboli
Went down to local shop, best food ever. Marco(could be anything, think they all lie about their names lol) the owner was there workin for some reason, hes never in this late. He asked me how I was doin and I said hungry, give me a large stromboli, pointing to the calzones, but no ricotta...I hate ricotta. I was just fuggin with him. He started stuttering in italian lol!!
He said you cant get a calzone without ricotta. I said I told you I want that stromboli, that stromboli has ricotta. That really got him wound up! LMAO He took me aside so other customers could get served and showed me the difference between calzone and stromboli. When he brought the stromboli out he gave me a free peanut butter pie and said I hope you learn today. LMAO!
