This is as bad as the familiar “horns” on a deer.....
Hey Gus! Lookit the horns on that big ole buck!
Ah, yeah.... those are antlers, Cletus.....
“Huh?”
Then comes the obligatory, "Well, you know whud I mean."
Lots of people shoot guns, own guns, and don't know [bleep] about guns. You encounter them every day on this very site
Winner, winner, Chicken Dinner!!