Stx gonna write a country song about not winning the lotto while fugking his cousin with one ear and a bleeding nostril that never dripped into his perfect brisket just before he kicked everyone’s ass and fugked everyone’s wife whilst drinking every beer without getting drunk and still going to work just before his lifelong friend took him fishing before crashing his boat into a pile of rocks that shouldn’t have been there to begin with.
lmao, it would be a hit.
