I never understood coffee drinking
Smells like a skunk, I don’t have trouble waking up/staying awake, can’t stand drinking hot liquids, makes your breath smell like rotten dog shît, and you teeth turn yellow/brown
And apparently it makes people have diarrhea within 15 mins. Or something. I am not sure. Why would anyone want that ?
If I was to drink a cup of coffee, I would have to make sure I was already sitting on the toilet before taking my first sip.
I'll have orange juice, please.
