Brothers, I hate to be the one to break this news here, but it looks like Omicron got in:

CDC breaking news

The Fully Vaccinated patient was reported to have had a slightly runny nose and thought maybe he might have a slight headache but couldn’t be sure. He is currently quarantined in a negative pressure chamber and people in hazmat suits are attending to him. A B52 carrying hydrogen bombs will be continuously circling the hospital in case any virus particles breach containment.

Stay Home, Stay Apart, Get Your Booster Shot, Two Weeks. Thank you all.