Here's a scene I picture at Wabigoon's church picnic when the forum trolls crash it uninvited. Of course, they skip the service and just come for food afterwards. They start their prophets of Baal blather, writing checks their mouth can't cash.
Wabi goes to the cooler and they surround him and start talking trash.
LoL. Wabi unleashes that Canadian legal weapon of choice.
A pillowcase full of diet colas.
Scene two, Missy tosses the hefty bags in the dumpster out back for Monday morning pick up.
"I strive to not sweat the light stuff" he calmly says to Missy.
Then she goes to play a round of horseshoes with Wabi and his wife..........while Happy takes the young boys for a "hike".
Wabigoon neighborhood was crime free and he lived a long life happily ever after.
The end
Fixed it for you.
